Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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