big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm passing your future prison.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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