how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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