Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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