Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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