Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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