Nicole vs. Life
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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