let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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