4 words: hood of his car
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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