Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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