god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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