My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
dude. I can hear the air.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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