we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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