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• (650): View more from California

  Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?

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• (949): View more from California

  ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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  ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.

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  Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...

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• (909): View more from California

  who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  .......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.

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