handjob tips. give me some.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
