so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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