Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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