worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
