where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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