just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You ate ashes out of my bong
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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