I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
