on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just want to make out with him forever
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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