Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize