He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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