I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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