Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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