actually, I'm a sock model
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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