I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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