I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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