someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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