I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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