there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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