This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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