haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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