I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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