do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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