The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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