Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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