so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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