kristin has been a bad kristin
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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