i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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