About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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