i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
there is puke in my bra ... again
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