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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?

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  Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You went to jail last night?!

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  Just a little bit.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It's a good cause. For your vagina.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax

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• (916): View more from California

  Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  "This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"

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