Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(251): View more from Alabama

i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i just made my gag reflex go away.

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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(775): View more from Nevada

My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.

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