Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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