marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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