So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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