i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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