Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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