Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
