We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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