All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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