bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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