Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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