you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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