So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm always down for nudity.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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