Umm I'm too high to move.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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